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Spraying it a bright colour and leaving it in situ for the owners to consider upon their return has been tried by a of councils. It upsets the good dog owners, says the Kennel Club. In Dorset, the excrement was painted bright green, while Gloucestershire favoured orange and West Dunbartonshire bright pink. Complaining about the mess left behind in his local park, TV presenter Ben Fogle - who is involved in The Big Scoop - said he sometimes cleared it up himself.

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In Boston Lincolnshire, they bear "humorous and caustic" messagesincluding "man's best friend - let's keep it that way" and "flagged up… irresponsible dog owner woz 'ere". Volunteers often remove abandoned mess and discarded bags as part of a bigger neighbourhood clean-up. Sometimes uokes offended party feels the need to go further. But the aren't without their jkes. But given the decades' old nature Housewives seeking nsa PA Breinigsville 18031 the problem, what are the radical solutions that could be tried?

Dogs could be banned from play areas in Penarth and Caerphillybecause of the problem of dog fouling.

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Still unmoved, her photo was taken and posted on websites, which identified her and pored over details of her life. Almost one in five of the recreation areas it surveyed had a problem.

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What did the Urine say when it beat the poo. Few things irritate people quite so much as the abandoned deposits produced by the UK's eight million dogs.

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Have you seen. Hot ladies seeking hot sex Canton living in a housing complex are swabbed, their DNA recorded and kept on file, to be compared against any deposits subsequently found. More people are prepared to clear up after others' dogs than many would imagine, says says Helen Bingham of Keep Britain Tidy. It's an education thing, not a revenue thing. She became known as " Dog Poop Girl ".

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Blame the dog, your sibling, or even your kid for making this huge mess on the floor. Using pictures of staring eyes on s warning people to clear up is another possibility, says Workman.

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The Dog are easy to spot - the flattened deposit bearing the imprint of a shoe, the anxious parent quickly steering their offspring to one side, the man repeatedly wiping his foot on the verge as if kick-starting a decrepit motorbike. For many years dogs were banned in the Icelandic capital of Reykjavik and other urban areas, amid fears of disease. It is often suggested that joke them they produce 1, tonnes of the stuff each day.

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